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Where do football directors go when they are fed up?

The bored room.

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Animals

What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?

Wonky.

Coached Bank?Sports

Why did the coach go to the bank?

To get his quarter back!!!

Puns

Why was the picture sent to jail?

It was framed.

Music

What do you call berries playing the guitar?

A jam session.

Sports

Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?

Just for kicks.

Professional

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

"No change yet."

Outdoors

What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?

Hey there, bud!

Food & Drinks

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

It ran out of juice.

Puns

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Nothing. It just waved.

Animals

What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?

Put them in a barking lot.

Animals

Why was the glow worm unhappy?

Because her children weren't that bright.

Puns

What do you find at the end of everything?

The letter G.

Puns

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

A woolly jumper.

Puns

What's another name for your iPhone charger?

Apple juice.

Education

Why did the student eat their homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.

Puns

What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?

We're fried.