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Where do fishermen get their hair cut?

The bobber shop.

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Family

What did the stair machines call each other?

Stepsisters.

Food & Drinks

Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

They were suspected of being a shell company in some fishy business.

Animals

What animal makes the best lunches?

A peanut butter and jelly fish.

Sports

What do sprinters eat before a race?

Nothing, they fast!

Puns

What did the rug say to the floor?

I've got you covered.

one chick pops its head up while the others are pecking at the groundPeople

Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?

They kept saying: Bach, Bach, Bach...

Animals

What do you call the pig that does karate?

A pork chop.

Sports

What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

Well, I guess I'll just power forward.

three orca whales come to the surface of the waterPuns

Why do orcas love to gossip?

They always have a whale of a tale.

Animals

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles!

Puns

What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?

Roboots.

a close-up of a blue and white Ultramarine Flycatcher bird perched on a branchAnimals

Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?

It was great at hawking its wares.

Animals

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?

A computer with a lot of bites.

Sports

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Bring on their subs.

a close-up of a dog's nose and front paws sticking out of a white blanketAnimals

What do you call dogs that rarely bark?

Hushpuppies.

a pride of lions sits together in an enclosure in a zooAnimals

What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?

Pride and Prejudice.