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Where do cows go on the weekend?

The moo-vies.

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Animals

What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?

Swimming trunks!

Family

Who is the ultimate father of the sea?

A craw-dad.

Puns

What do you call a belt made of clocks?

A waist of time.

Entertainment

What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?

Stranger things have happened.

Food & Drinks

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

It goes good with the traffic jam.

Sports

What do a striker and a magician have in common?

Both do hat tricks.

Cat's breakfast?Animals

What do cats eat for breakfast?

Mice Krispies.

Puns

What's a henway?

About ten pounds.

Puns

What do you find at the end of everything?

The letter G.

a person wearing blue gloves uses a drain snake tool in a bathroom sinkPeople

Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?

Christopher Plumber.

Holiday

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

Because he didn't have the guts.

Animals

Why did the turkey cross the road?

To prove he wasn't chicken.

a grassy green lawn with trees and a row of hedgesOutdoors

Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?

Because it always beats around the bush.

Outdoors

Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?

Well, they are a big step forward.

Holiday

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

Because it has long-distance runners on each side.

Animals

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

Because of all the cheetahs.