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Where do cats go on vacation?

Meow-i.

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Animals

What dog loves to take bubble baths?

A shampoodle.

Family

What did the stair machines call each other?

Stepsisters.

Vehicles

What vehicle works the hardest?

A try-cycle.

Outdoors

What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?

Root beer.

Puns

What reads and lives in an apple?

A bookworm.

Soccer referees?Sports

What do soccer referees send during the holidays?

Yellow cards.

Outdoors

What boat is great at getting a deal?

A saleboat.

Animals

What animal loves to sway side-to-side?

A lean-mur.

Music

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't tunafish.

Science

How do you organize a space party?

You planet.

People

Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

They had so many knights.

Entertainment

What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?

Steel-man.

Sports

Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?

I don't remember it, but it'll come back to me.

Food & Drinks

What vegetable is nice to everyone?

The sweet potato.

Puns

How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?

By its bark.

a Purple Sunbird is feeding its baby in a nestHoliday

What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?

You're a chirp off the old block!