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Where do catchers sit at lunch?

Behind the plate.

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Animals

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

He wasn't what he was cracked up to be.

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a close-up of an orange tropical fish facing the cameraAnimals

What fish sings the best?

The in tuna fish.

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Puns

What do cows like to dance to?

Any kind of moosic you like.

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a close-up of the faces of three brown cowsAnimals

Where do cows go on the weekend?

The moo-vies.

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Animals

What animal should you never play hide and seek with?

A chameleon.

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Professional

Why was the mime upset?

Someone called her a clown.

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a close-up of an orange tropical fish facing the cameraAnimals

What fish sings the best?

The in tuna fish.

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Professional

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

Friday afternoon.

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Puns

Which state has the best streets?

Rhode Island.

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Animals

What's a lizard's favorite cookie?

A fig newt-on.

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Animals

What is the biggest ant in the world?

An elephant.

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Education

How can you make 7 even?

You take away the "s".

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Animals

What happens when a cow doesn't shave?

It grows a moostache.

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Entertainment

What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?

The Flash.

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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa baas.

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Animals

How do you spot a modern spider?

He has a website.

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