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Where do burgers like to dance?

At the meatball.

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Family

How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

Howdy, partner!

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Animals

What do frogs drink in the winter?

Hot croako.

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Professional

What do cats wear to work?

Kitten heels.

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Education

Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?

E, because it's always in bed.

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Food & Drinks

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

It ran out of juice.

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Sports

What do a striker and a magician have in common?

Both do hat tricks.

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Professional

What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

You're loco-motive!

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Puns

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.

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Animals

What's a glow worm's favorite song?

Wake me up before you glow glow.

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Holiday

What's always playing in Santa's workshop?

Wrap music.

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Animals

What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog, because it croaks every night.

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Food & Drinks

What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?

Minnesota.

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Puns

How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?

By its bark.

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Puns

What does a cloud wear under his pants?

Thunderwear.

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The rabbit?Animals

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

Bugs bunny.

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Drummer's daughters?Music

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

Anna 1, Anna 2.

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