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Where do burgers like to dance?

At the meatball.

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Family

How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

Howdy, partner!

Animals

What do frogs drink in the winter?

Hot croako.

Professional

What do cats wear to work?

Kitten heels.

Education

Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?

E, because it's always in bed.

Food & Drinks

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

It ran out of juice.

Sports

What do a striker and a magician have in common?

Both do hat tricks.

Professional

What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

You're loco-motive!

Puns

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.

Animals

What's a glow worm's favorite song?

Wake me up before you glow glow.

Holiday

What's always playing in Santa's workshop?

Wrap music.

Animals

What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog, because it croaks every night.

Food & Drinks

What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?

Minnesota.

Puns

How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?

By its bark.

Puns

What does a cloud wear under his pants?

Thunderwear.

The rabbit?Animals

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

Bugs bunny.

Drummer's daughters?Music

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

Anna 1, Anna 2.