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Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

In dayscare.

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Puns

Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa baas.

a close-up, profile shot of a referee blowing his whistle in front of a red backgroundSports

What sport is always getting in trouble?

Bad-minton.

Entertainment

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

The Lord of the Wings.

Holiday

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

Because it "soots" him.

Animals

How do you care for a sick bird?

Tweetment.

Puns

Why is oxygen so wealthy?

Because it's an air-ess.

Puns

Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?

They were playing for the cup.

Holiday

Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?

The ball-et.

Vehicles

Why would a frog wait for the bus?

Because his car got toad.

Sports

What is the difference between baseball and law?

In baseball, if you're caught stealing, you're out.

Professional

Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?

It had been running all day and night.

Music

What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?

I'm a big fan of metal.

The fish?Animals

Why did the fish blush?

Because it saw the ocean's bottom.

two Mallard ducks are flying side-by-sidePuns

What birds always travel in twos?

Pair-rots.

Food & Drinks

What vegetable is nice to everyone?

The sweet potato.

Puns

What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?

A bullfrog.