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Where do baby cats learn to swim?

The kitty pool.

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a large brown Cane toad sits on the ground in some green foliagePuns

How did the toad die?

He croaked.

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Professional

What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?

A little plaque.

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a close-up of a smiling snowman wearing a hat, red scarf, and buttonsOutdoors

What do you call a snowman in the summer?

A puddle.

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a mother and baby coyote sit together in the grassFamily

Why was the coyote family such good singers?

They were a band.

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Music

Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?

Because they don't know the words yet.

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Outdoors

Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?

Because it's just so lava-ble.

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Sports

Where do old bowling balls end up?

In the gutter.

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Vehicles

What car can't keep a secret?

A Kia Telluride.

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Puns

Which fly makes films?

Stephen Speilbug.

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a man dressed in 1970s fashion is dancing in front of a psychedelic orange backgroundPuns

Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?

They all had boogie fever!

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Travel

Why did the wind want to go on vacation?

It had been busy with blustery days.

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The Baseball game?Sports

Why are baseball games at night?

The bats sleep during the day.

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a person eating popcorn sits on their couch and pauses the show they're watching with a remote controlVehicles

What's a car's favorite TV show?

Law and Order SUV.

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Animals

Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?

Because frost bites.

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Holiday

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

Bam-BOO!

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Sports

What sport requires no movement at all?

Channel surfing.

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