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Where do baby cats learn to swim?

The kitty pool.

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a large brown Cane toad sits on the ground in some green foliagePuns

How did the toad die?

He croaked.

Professional

What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?

A little plaque.

a close-up of a smiling snowman wearing a hat, red scarf, and buttonsOutdoors

What do you call a snowman in the summer?

A puddle.

a mother and baby coyote sit together in the grassFamily

Why was the coyote family such good singers?

They were a band.

Music

Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?

Because they don't know the words yet.

Outdoors

Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?

Because it's just so lava-ble.

Sports

Where do old bowling balls end up?

In the gutter.

Vehicles

What car can't keep a secret?

A Kia Telluride.

Puns

Which fly makes films?

Stephen Speilbug.

a man dressed in 1970s fashion is dancing in front of a psychedelic orange backgroundPuns

Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?

They all had boogie fever!

Travel

Why did the wind want to go on vacation?

It had been busy with blustery days.

The Baseball game?Sports

Why are baseball games at night?

The bats sleep during the day.

a person eating popcorn sits on their couch and pauses the show they're watching with a remote controlVehicles

What's a car's favorite TV show?

Law and Order SUV.

Animals

Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?

Because frost bites.

Holiday

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

Bam-BOO!

Sports

What sport requires no movement at all?

Channel surfing.