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Where do baby apes sleep?

In apricots.

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Puns

Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?

Because she was afraid someone would caesar.

Holiday

Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?

Because she laid all the eggs!

Animals

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

Because they couldn't hold their trunks up.

Entertainment

Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?

He was a little Thor.

Animals

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

Because everyone had to go on in pairs.

Puns

What do you find at the end of everything?

The letter G.

Animals

What animal has 20/20 vision?

A see-lion.

Animals

What do you call a happy Lassie?

A jolly collie.

a picture of Tunnel View, a scenic spot in Yosemite National Park in CAPeople

Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?

Yosemite Sam.

Animals

How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?

You whip out the doggy paddle.

Professional

What's a dentist's favorite movie?

Jaws.

a close-up of a person filling out a multiple-choice test card with an alarm clock sitting nearbyVehicles

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

The Smart Car.

Entertainment

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

The Lord of the Wings.

one chick pops its head up while the others are pecking at the groundPeople

Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?

They kept saying: Bach, Bach, Bach...

Animals

What do you call a 100-year-old frog?

An old croak.

Puns

What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?

When I fall in love it will be for heifer.