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Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?

Elementree school.

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Vehicles

What car always breaks the rules?

A Nissan Rogue.

Education

What words make the best athletes?

Pro-nouns.

Travel

Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?

Tom Cruise.

Puns

What's the saddest part of the week?

Monday mourning.

Sports

What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?

A match made in heaven.

Puns

How are you liking that anti-gravity book?

It's impossible to put down!

Food & Drinks

Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?

He wouldn't stop throwing away the bent ones.

Holiday

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

Because freedom rings.

Animals

Where would you find an elephant?

The same place you lost it.

Baseball?Sports

Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?

Because there are lots of fans.

Puns

Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?

A pod-iatrist.

Puns

What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

A groundhog.

Puns

If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?

Hot! Because you can definitely catch a cold.

Travel

Why did the wind want to go on vacation?

It had been busy with blustery days.

Animals

What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?

Swimming trunks!

Puns

What reads and lives in an apple?

A bookworm.