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Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?

Elementree school.

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Vehicles

What car always breaks the rules?

A Nissan Rogue.

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Education

What words make the best athletes?

Pro-nouns.

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Travel

Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?

Tom Cruise.

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Puns

What's the saddest part of the week?

Monday mourning.

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Sports

What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?

A match made in heaven.

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Puns

How are you liking that anti-gravity book?

It's impossible to put down!

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Food & Drinks

Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?

He wouldn't stop throwing away the bent ones.

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Holiday

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

Because freedom rings.

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Animals

Where would you find an elephant?

The same place you lost it.

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Baseball?Sports

Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?

Because there are lots of fans.

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Puns

Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?

A pod-iatrist.

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Puns

What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

A groundhog.

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Puns

If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?

Hot! Because you can definitely catch a cold.

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Travel

Why did the wind want to go on vacation?

It had been busy with blustery days.

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Animals

What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?

Swimming trunks!

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What reads and lives in an apple?

A bookworm.

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