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Where can you have a Fry-day every day?

Grease!

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Education

Why shouldn't you trust atoms?

They make up everything!

Animals

What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?

A funny farm.

Education

What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?

The space bar.

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It's Crowded!

This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in.

Animals

Why did the elephant eat the candle?

For light refreshment.

Animals

Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?

I don't know, but catscan.

Food & Drinks

What pasta is always ready for a formal event?

Bow tie.

Puns

Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?

Because people have no words for how angry it makes them.

Holiday

Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?

His heart wasn't in it.

Professional

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

It was all booked up.

Puns

Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?

They have the best space stationery.

Holiday

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

Lake Eerie.

Holiday

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

So he can ho-ho-ho.

Outdoors

What happens when grass goes out of town?

It's a field day!

Puns

Which dance will a chicken not do?

The foxtrot.

Outdoors

Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?

You shouldn't press your luck.