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Education
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
They make up everything!
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Animals
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
A funny farm.
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Education
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
The space bar.
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Holiday
It's Crowded!
This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in.
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Animals
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
For light refreshment.
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Animals
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
I don't know, but catscan.
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Food & Drinks
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Bow tie.
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Puns
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Because people have no words for how angry it makes them.
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Holiday
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
His heart wasn't in it.
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Professional
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
It was all booked up.
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Puns
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
They have the best space stationery.
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Holiday
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
Lake Eerie.
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Holiday
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
So he can ho-ho-ho.
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Outdoors
What happens when grass goes out of town?
It's a field day!
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Puns
Which dance will a chicken not do?
The foxtrot.
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Outdoors
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
You shouldn't press your luck.
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