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Where can you have a Fry-day every day?

Grease!

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Education

Why shouldn't you trust atoms?

They make up everything!

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Animals

What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?

A funny farm.

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Education

What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?

The space bar.

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It's Crowded!

This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in.

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Animals

Why did the elephant eat the candle?

For light refreshment.

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Animals

Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?

I don't know, but catscan.

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Food & Drinks

What pasta is always ready for a formal event?

Bow tie.

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Puns

Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?

Because people have no words for how angry it makes them.

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Holiday

Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?

His heart wasn't in it.

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Professional

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

It was all booked up.

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Puns

Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?

They have the best space stationery.

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Holiday

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

Lake Eerie.

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Holiday

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

So he can ho-ho-ho.

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Outdoors

What happens when grass goes out of town?

It's a field day!

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Puns

Which dance will a chicken not do?

The foxtrot.

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Outdoors

Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?

You shouldn't press your luck.

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