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Entertainment

What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?

The Flash.

a mit, baseball, and baseball bat all sit on a baseball diamondSports

Who's the biggest downer in baseball?

The grumpire.

Animals

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

When it's raining cats and dogs.

a large brown Cane toad sits on the ground in some green foliagePuns

How did the toad die?

He croaked.

The horse?Animals

Why was the horse so happy?

Because they lived in a stable environment.

Puns

What game do cows play at parties?

Moosical chairs.

a close-up of a microphone in front of a blurred audience in the backgroundAnimals

What British bugs are the best singers?

Beetles.

Animals

What is the biggest ant in the world?

An elephant.

Animals

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

He wasn't what he was cracked up to be.

Outdoors

What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?

Marsh-mallows.

a mountain lion stands perched on the top of a rock in a snowy mountainous forest Animals

How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?

He quit cold turkey.

Holiday

What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?

A cookie sheet!

Current Events

Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award?

Oscar the grouch.

The Oysters?Animals

Why don't oysters share their pearls?

Because they're shellfish.

Puns

Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?

Because she was afraid someone would caesar.

Animals

What bee is good for your health?

Vitamin bee.