When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

Sunday, because Monday is a week-day.

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Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

It was all booked up.

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What games do ants play with elephants?

Squash.

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What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

Mari-golds.

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K.

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Why did the frog have a long face?

He was un-hoppy.

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Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?

Billy the Squid.

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Which plant has the best roar?

A dandelion.

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What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?

Pouch potato.

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Why did the turkey cross the road?

To prove he wasn't chicken.

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Which birds steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks.

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Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

Because it was feeling crummy.

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I don't remember it, but it'll come back to me.

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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.

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Surfin' USA.

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When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

Sunday, because Monday is a week-day.

Looking for a specific joke?

Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?

W-H-O.

What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?

A palm tree.

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

It was all booked up.

What games do ants play with elephants?

Squash.

What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

Mari-golds.

Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?

K.

Why did the frog have a long face?

He was un-hoppy.

Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?

Billy the Squid.

Which plant has the best roar?

A dandelion.

What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?

Pouch potato.

Why did the turkey cross the road?

To prove he wasn't chicken.

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks.

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

Because it was feeling crummy.

Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?

I don't remember it, but it'll come back to me.

What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.

What's the ocean's favorite song?

Surfin' USA.