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When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Sunday, because Monday is a week-day.
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Education
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
W-H-O.
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Puns
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
A palm tree.
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Professional
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
It was all booked up.
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Animals
What games do ants play with elephants?
Squash.
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Outdoors
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Mari-golds.
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Puns
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
K.
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Animals
Why did the frog have a long face?
He was un-hoppy.
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Puns
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Billy the Squid.
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Outdoors
Which plant has the best roar?
A dandelion.
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Animals
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
Pouch potato.
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Animals
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn't chicken.
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Puns
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Robber ducks.
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Food & Drinks
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling crummy.
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Sports
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
I don't remember it, but it'll come back to me.
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Animals
What did the sardine call the submarine?
A can of people.
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Outdoors
What's the ocean's favorite song?
Surfin' USA.
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