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When should you stop for a glow worm?

When he has a red light.

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What do you call a sad strawberry shake?

A blueberry shake.

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Political

Which former US President gets most confused for money?

Bill Clinton.

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Outdoors

Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

He couldn't make the cut.

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Animals

What does a cat go to sleep on?

A caterpillow.

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Animals

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?

A petticoat.

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What vegetables make the best music?

Beets.

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Animals

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

Irrelephant!

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pecan nuts?Food & Drinks

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

We're friends because we are both nuts!

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The Toothpaste?Music

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.

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Food & Drinks

What is the loneliest cheese?

Prov-alone.

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Sports

Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?

Just for kicks.

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Entertainment

What do you call a hike across the universe?

A star trek.

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What song does the horizon sing every morning?

Here comes the sun!

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Puns

Which state is the cleanest?

Washing-ton.

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Animals

Why do elephants have trunks?

Because they've no pockets to put things in.

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Holiday

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

A dependent Claus.

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