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When should you stop for a glow worm?

When he has a red light.

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Food & Drinks

What do you call a sad strawberry shake?

A blueberry shake.

Political

Which former US President gets most confused for money?

Bill Clinton.

Outdoors

Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

He couldn't make the cut.

Animals

What does a cat go to sleep on?

A caterpillow.

Animals

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?

A petticoat.

a man wearing a beanie, sunglasses, and headphones in front of a blue backgroundFood & Drinks

What vegetables make the best music?

Beets.

Animals

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

Irrelephant!

pecan nuts?Food & Drinks

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

We're friends because we are both nuts!

The Toothpaste?Music

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.

Food & Drinks

What is the loneliest cheese?

Prov-alone.

Sports

Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?

Just for kicks.

Entertainment

What do you call a hike across the universe?

A star trek.

a pretty sunrise over the ocean and beachOutdoors

What song does the horizon sing every morning?

Here comes the sun!

Puns

Which state is the cleanest?

Washing-ton.

Animals

Why do elephants have trunks?

Because they've no pockets to put things in.

Holiday

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

A dependent Claus.