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When you have a novel idea.

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Food & Drinks

What kind of friends should you take to dinner?

Your taste buds.

Forest Gump?Entertainment

What was Forrest Gump's email password?

"1forrest1"

Puns

Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?

Because it's made of hide.

Sports

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

They want to make sure their bases are covered.

bear teeth?Animals

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!!!

Outdoors

What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?

Hey there, bud!

Entertainment

What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?

Chocolate chip cookie DOH!

Manufacturing?Professional

Where are average things manufactured?

The satisFACTORY.

Entertainment

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

Squint Eastwood.

a tower of school supplies is teetering over against a turquoise backgroundAnimals

What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?

A school of fish.

Holiday

How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?

Dead-lifting.

Family

Who is the ultimate father of the sea?

A craw-dad.

Puns

Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?

Because he didn't have mushroom there.

People

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

Retired.

Sports

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

They want to make sure their bases are covered.

Puns

What is a duck's favorite dance?

The quackstep.