Subscribe for more jokes!

Thank you! Your submission has been received!
Oops! Something went wrong while submitting the form.
Fields marked with an asterisk (*) are required.
By submitting this form, you are agreeing to our Privacy Policy and Terms of Use

When should baseball players wear armor?

When they're playing knight games.

Looking for a specific joke?

Thank you! Your submission has been received!
Oops! Something went wrong while submitting the form.
a close-up of a bottle of aspirin spilled on a red surfacePuns

Why did the window need an aspirin?

To relieve a glass pane.

Food & Drinks

What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?

A barbequeue.

two bunnies snuggle each other next to a miniature music boxAnimals

What is a bunny's favorite dance?

The lindy hop.

Entertainment

What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?

Stranger things have happened.

Entertainment

What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?

Stranger things have happened.

Outdoors

What kind of bow can't be tied?

A rainbow!

bird drinking?Animals

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

Toucans!

sit on the clock?Puns

Why did the person sit on the clock?

So they could be ON time.

Animals

What kind of bird can write?

A PENguin.

Puns

What do you get from an Alaskan cow?

Cold cream.

a close-up of a red pen and paper with an A+ written on itEducation

Why did the wizard ace his math test?

It was on magic squares.

an aerial view of the Amazon River and surrounding jungleOutdoors

Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?

The Amazon.

Travel

Where do hands go on vacation?

Palm Springs.

Current Events

What do you get when two plants kiss?

Tulips!

People

Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?

She'll Let It Go.

Political

What building always gets stains on it?

The White House.