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When is a baseball player like a thief?
When he steals a base.
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Animals
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
They don't have the right koalafications.
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Animals
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
A Doyouthinkhesawus.
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Vehicles
What car can you only see twice a year?
A Chevy Equinox.
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Outdoors
What do trees wear to the lake?
Swimming trunks.
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Puns
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
Pooched eggs.
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Animals
What kind of ant is good at math?
An accountant.
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Animals
Why do bees buzz?
Because they can't whistle.
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Animals
What do you call a happy Lassie?
A jolly collie.
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Food & Drinks
What vegetables make the best music?
Beets.
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Outdoors
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
Elementree school.
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Entertainment
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
He couldn't turn it down.
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Puns
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
She had her head in the clouds.
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Animals
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
C-A-T.
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Puns
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
It's impossible to put down!
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Professional
What kind of money do fishermen make?
Net profits.
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Puns
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
A li-mouse-ine.
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