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When is a baseball player like a thief?

When he steals a base.

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Animals

Why don't koalas categorize as bears?

They don't have the right koalafications.

Animals

What do you call a blind dinosaur?

A Doyouthinkhesawus.

Vehicles

What car can you only see twice a year?

A Chevy Equinox.

Outdoors

What do trees wear to the lake?

Swimming trunks.

Puns

What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?

Pooched eggs.

Animals

What kind of ant is good at math?

An accountant.

Animals

Why do bees buzz?

Because they can't whistle.

Animals

What do you call a happy Lassie?

A jolly collie.

a man wearing a beanie, sunglasses, and headphones in front of a blue backgroundFood & Drinks

What vegetables make the best music?

Beets.

Outdoors

Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?

Elementree school.

Entertainment

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

He couldn't turn it down.

a pilot in uniform holds her head with a surprised expressionPuns

Why was the pilot so easily distracted?

She had her head in the clouds.

Animals

How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?

C-A-T.

Puns

How are you liking that anti-gravity book?

It's impossible to put down!

Professional

What kind of money do fishermen make?

Net profits.

Mickey and Minnie are dressed up and riding in the back of the carPuns

What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?

A li-mouse-ine.