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When do flowers get their workout in?

Spring Training.

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Entertainment

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?

Star Warts.

Animals

What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldoser.

Puns

Why are skeletons always hungry?

They're skin and bones.

a Purple Sunbird is feeding its baby in a nestHoliday

What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?

You're a chirp off the old block!

Professional

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

Sue.

Animals

What's the world's weakest animal?

A toad, he croaks if you even touch him.

Holiday

What do you call Santa's Helpers?

Subordinate clauses.

Family

How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?

They're she-ep.

a person eating popcorn sits on their couch and pauses the show they're watching with a remote controlVehicles

What's a car's favorite TV show?

Law and Order SUV.

Outdoors

I can cut down a tree only using my vision...

I saw it with my own eyes.

a nurse attends to four babies each in their own hospital bassinetPuns

What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?

A mid-wife-crisis!

People

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

He couldn't face defeet!

Outdoors

What's a tornado's favorite game?

Twister.

Animals

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

A firequacker.

Animals

What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?

Slush puppies.

Food & Drinks

What is the loneliest cheese?

Prov-alone.