Subscribe for more jokes!

Thank you! Your submission has been received!
Oops! Something went wrong while submitting the form.
Fields marked with an asterisk (*) are required.
By submitting this form, you are agreeing to our Privacy Policy and Terms of Use

When do astronauts eat?

At launch time.

Looking for a specific joke?

Thank you! Your submission has been received!
Oops! Something went wrong while submitting the form.
Education

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

Book worms.

Food & Drinks

How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?

It goes through a jarring experience.

Animals

What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?

A golden receiver.

Animals

What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?

A funny farm.

Outdoors

What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?

Root beer.

Animals

What is the only kind of dog you can eat?

A hot dog.

Puns

Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?

Stop imagining.

Animals

Which insect is the smartest?

The spelling bee.

Animals

Why is a frog luckier than a cat?

Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times.

a white and tan spotted pony appears to smile at the cameraAnimals

Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?

It was too hoarse.

The Toothpaste?Music

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.

Puns

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

Sure, but then they makeup.

Puns

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser.

Animals

What happens when a frog's car dies?

He has it toad.

People

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

Because they didn't read the Apple terms and conditions.

Holiday

Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?

The ball-et.