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What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

Meatloaf.

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Puns

Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa baas.

Puns

How did the mermaid call her friends?

On her shell phone, of course.

Sports

What sport do birds of prey love to watch?

Hawk-ey.

Puns

What did the rug say to the floor?

I've got you covered.

Animals

What did the confused bee say?

To bee or not to bee.

a white and tan spotted pony appears to smile at the cameraAnimals

Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?

It was too hoarse.

People

How do you talk to a giant?

Use big words.

Political

Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?

The Judicial Branch.

Education

Why shouldn't you trust atoms?

They make up everything!

Holiday

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?

Santa Clues.

Puns

What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?

Da brie was flying everywhere.

Food & Drinks

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

Sourdough.

Political

Which office space loves to cut corners?

The Oval Office.

Animals

Why are elephants wiser than chickens?

Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant?

Food & Drinks

How does dinner smell?

Through its nose.

Animals

Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?

Because he had a lab coat.