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What's the world's weakest animal?

A toad, he croaks if you even touch him.

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Food & Drinks

What did the cupcakes say to the icing?

I'd be muffin without you.

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Animals

Why did the whale cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

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Professional

What's a dentist's favorite movie?

Jaws.

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What did the bee say to the flower?

Hello honey.

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Puns

I used to be addicted to not showering.

Luckily, I've been clean for five years.

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Animals

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

He heard the referee calling fowls.

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Animals

How do you care for a sick bird?

Tweetment.

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Animals

Why do cats love to work?

They're purr-fect at everything they do.

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Animals

Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?

They might be cheetahs.

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Vehicles

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

He had too much gas.

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Animals

Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.

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Where do burgers like to dance?

At the meatball.

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Outdoors

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

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Why is it called a litter of puppies?

Because they mess up the whole house.

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Animals

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

A seahorse.

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What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?

Sundae School.

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