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What's the world's weakest animal?

A toad, he croaks if you even touch him.

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Food & Drinks

What did the cupcakes say to the icing?

I'd be muffin without you.

Animals

Why did the whale cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

Professional

What's a dentist's favorite movie?

Jaws.

Animals

What did the bee say to the flower?

Hello honey.

Puns

I used to be addicted to not showering.

Luckily, I've been clean for five years.

Animals

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

He heard the referee calling fowls.

Animals

How do you care for a sick bird?

Tweetment.

Animals

Why do cats love to work?

They're purr-fect at everything they do.

Animals

Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?

They might be cheetahs.

Vehicles

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

He had too much gas.

Animals

Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.

Food & Drinks

Where do burgers like to dance?

At the meatball.

Outdoors

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

Animals

Why is it called a litter of puppies?

Because they mess up the whole house.

Animals

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

A seahorse.

Family

What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?

Sundae School.