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What's the saddest part of the week?

Monday mourning.

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Puns

What do you find at the end of everything?

The letter G.

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Entertainment

What did the baby laptop call her father?

Data.

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Family

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

Money doesn't grow on me, you know.

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Animals

What's the world's weakest animal?

A toad, he croaks if you even touch him.

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Education

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

You have my Word!

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The roof?Puns

Did you hear the joke about the roof?

Never mind, it's over your head.

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Animals

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

Rough Rough!

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Animals

What do you call octopus twins?

Itenticle.

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Animals

Why do cats love to work?

They're purr-fect at everything they do.

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Holiday

What is the best Christmas present ever?

A broken drum-you can't beat it.

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pecan nuts?Food & Drinks

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

We're friends because we are both nuts!

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Professional

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

They just pick things up as they go along.

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Animals

What does a cat go to sleep on?

A caterpillow.

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People

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

You may think it's R, but it's really the C that they love.

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Animals

Where does the stingray's husband hang out?

In his man-ta cave.

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Puns

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks.

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