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What's the ocean's favorite song?

Surfin' USA.

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The Oysters?Animals

Why don't oysters share their pearls?

Because they're shellfish.

a picnic table has two plates set with hamburgers, toppings, french fries, and condimentsAnimals

What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?

C-antelope.

Puns

What's another name for your iPhone charger?

Apple juice.

Animals

What animal scores the most in basketball?

A dunk-ey.

Animals

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

Rough Rough!

Vehicles

What car can you only see twice a year?

A Chevy Equinox.

two spotted piglets sleep next to each other in the hayAnimals

Where do pigs sleep during the summer?

In a ham-mock.

Professional

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

You auto-know better!

Entertainment

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod.

Animals

Where do horses reside?

In neigh-borhoods.

a view looking up through green trees in a forest with the sun shining throughOutdoors

Why are trees so good at interior design?

They know how to Spruce a place up.

Outdoors

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

He didn't have the right hook.

The cornfield?Outdoors

Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?

There are too many ears.

Puns

Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?

I turned myself around.

Music

What do you call berries playing the guitar?

A jam session.

Animals

What animal should you never play hide and seek with?

A chameleon.