What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

The Lord of the Wings.

Share On Facebook!

Tweet

Looking for a specific joke?

Entertainment

What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?

Steel-man.

click here to find out!

Share

Tweet

Puns

What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?

Bernadette.

click here to find out!

Share

Tweet

Animals

Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?

It was a little horse.

click here to find out!

Share

Tweet

Animals

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

All sorts of antics.

click here to find out!

Share

Tweet

Puns

What do you give a pony with a cold?

Cough stirrup.

click here to find out!

Share

Tweet

a woman looks annoyed at a man giving her a bouquet of flowers

Puns

Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?

Because she knew there were other fish in the sea.

click here to find out!

Share

Tweet

Sports

Why can't Cinderella play soccer?

Because she's always running away from the ball!

click here to find out!

Share

Tweet

Food & Drinks

Why are bakers paid so much money?

They make the big dough.

click here to find out!

Share

Tweet

Holiday

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Claustrophobia.

click here to find out!

Share

Tweet

People

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

They're just two-tired.

click here to find out!

Share

Tweet

Animals

Why don't ants get sick?

Because they have little antibodies.

click here to find out!

Share

Tweet

Animals

What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.

click here to find out!

Share

Tweet

Animals

There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?

None. They were all copy cats.

click here to find out!

Share

Tweet

a view looking up through green trees in a forest with the sun shining through

Outdoors

Why are trees so good at interior design?

They know how to Spruce a place up.

click here to find out!

Share

Tweet

a clear plastic tub is filled with water and apples sitting on the ground with fall leaves

Animals

What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?

A bobcat.

click here to find out!

Share

Tweet

Food & Drinks

What kind of friends should you take to dinner?

Your taste buds.

click here to find out!

Share

Tweet

See More!

Subscribe for more jokes!

Funny Editor

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

The Lord of the Wings.

Looking for a specific joke?

What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?

Steel-man.

What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?

Bernadette.

Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?

It was a little horse.

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

All sorts of antics.

What do you give a pony with a cold?

Cough stirrup.

Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?

Because she knew there were other fish in the sea.

Why can't Cinderella play soccer?

Because she's always running away from the ball!

Why are bakers paid so much money?

They make the big dough.

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Claustrophobia.

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

They're just two-tired.

Why don't ants get sick?

Because they have little antibodies.

What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.

There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?

None. They were all copy cats.

Why are trees so good at interior design?

They know how to Spruce a place up.

What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?

A bobcat.

What kind of friends should you take to dinner?

Your taste buds.