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What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?

Steel-man.

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Puns

What's the opposite of irony?

Wrinkly.

Animals

What do you say if you meet a toad?

Wart's new?

Animals

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

A seahorse.

Puns

What do you call a pig thief?

A hamburglar.

Food & Drinks

Why are bakers paid so much money?

They make the big dough.

Animals

Why don't koalas categorize as bears?

They don't have the right koalafications.

Holiday

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

Spring cleaning!

Animals

What did the bee say to the naughty bee?

Bee-hive yourself.

Education

Why did the professor write on the window?

She wanted the lesson to be clear.

Holiday

What nationality is Santa Claus?

North Polish.

Political

Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?

He heard they were working on treat-ies.

negative numbers?Science

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.

Music

Why are stones so good at music?

They're obsessed with rock n' roll!

Puns

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

Plenty of milk.

Food & Drinks

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

Quit stalking me.

Animals

What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.