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What's the loudest sport?

Racket-ball.

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Animals

What do you call a dog that meditates?

Aware wolf.

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Puns

What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?

I like your hare!

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School supplies?Education

What's the king of all school supplies?

The ruler.

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What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?

Udder nonsense.

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Animals

What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?

Slush puppies.

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a close-up of a white sheep against a white backgroundPeople

Which singer loves to groom sheep?

Ed Shear-an.

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Outdoors

Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

He couldn't make the cut.

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Animals

Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?

He wanted a "light" snack after dinner.

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Which dance will a chicken not do?

The foxtrot.

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The Oysters?Animals

Why don't oysters share their pearls?

Because they're shellfish.

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Scrabble road?Entertainment

Board Game With A Twist

Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble on the road. I asked him, "What's the word on the street?"

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The Toothpaste?Music

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.

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Animals

Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?

I don't know, but catscan.

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Outdoors

Which flower is easily embarrassed?

A rose.

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a close-up of a white mouse looking through the wholes in a piece of cheeseAnimals

What did the mouse want for its birthday?

A cheesecake!

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Music

Why are stones so good at music?

They're obsessed with rock n' roll!

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