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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.

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Which CIA agent is the best baker?

The s-pie.

Animals

Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.

People

What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?

Old yeller.

Animals

What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?

He gets splinters in his mouth.

Family

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

The infantry.

Family

What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?

Bluebeary Pop-Tarts.

Puns

What's the saddest part of the week?

Monday mourning.

Food & Drinks

Why was the chip acting so goofy?

He was a cheese-ball.

Sports

What stories are told by basketball players?

Tall stories.

Sports

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

They want to make sure their bases are covered.

Music

Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?

Because they don't know the words yet.

Puns

What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?

Da brie was flying everywhere.

People

Who is the worm's Prime Minister?

Maggot Thatcher.

Education

Why did the student eat their homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.

Sports

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

Catcher!

Animals

What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?

An aunt-eater.