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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef.

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Sports

What sport do birds of prey love to watch?

Hawk-ey.

Spiderman?Entertainment

What event does Spiderman love to attend?

Webbings.

Puns

Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?

They were playing for the cup.

Drummer's daughters?Music

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

Anna 1, Anna 2.

Inventing fractions?Education

Who invented fractions?

Henry the 1/8th.

Animals

Why don't ants get sick?

Because they have little antibodies.

Puns

Why did the sparrow go to the library?

It was looking for bookworms.

Animals

What animal should you never play hide and seek with?

A chameleon.

Puns

What is the best way to communicate with a fish?

Drop it a line.

People

Who do camels find most inspiring?

The Dalai Llama.

Puns

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

Three blind mice.

Science

What do you call a peanut in space?

An astronut.

Puns

Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?

It kept raining cats and dogs.

Puns

What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?

Space-ex.

Animals

Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.