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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef.

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Sports

What sport do birds of prey love to watch?

Hawk-ey.

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Spiderman?Entertainment

What event does Spiderman love to attend?

Webbings.

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Puns

Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?

They were playing for the cup.

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Drummer's daughters?Music

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

Anna 1, Anna 2.

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Inventing fractions?Education

Who invented fractions?

Henry the 1/8th.

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Animals

Why don't ants get sick?

Because they have little antibodies.

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Animals

What do bees chew?

Bumble gum.

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Why did the sparrow go to the library?

It was looking for bookworms.

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Animals

What animal should you never play hide and seek with?

A chameleon.

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What is the best way to communicate with a fish?

Drop it a line.

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People

Who do camels find most inspiring?

The Dalai Llama.

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What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

Three blind mice.

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Science

What do you call a peanut in space?

An astronut.

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Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?

It kept raining cats and dogs.

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What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?

Space-ex.

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Animals

Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

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