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What's the biggest moth in the world?

A mammoth.

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Puns

Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?

They were playing for the cup.

bear teeth?Animals

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!!!

Food & Drinks

Why did the baby cookie cry?

Because its mother was a wafer so long.

Puns

What did one angel say to the other angel?

Halo there.

Puns

What do you call a joke book for chickens?

A yolk book.

Animals

Why do rodents make the best runners?

Because life's a rat race.

Animals

Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?

Doc Ock.

Outdoors

Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?

Because it's just so lava-ble.

Puns

Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?

A pod-iatrist.

People

What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?

They are both Paris sites.

a nervous-looking man wears a red cape and holds his goggles on top of his headEntertainment

Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?

Ant-man.

Animals

How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?

An arm and a leg.

Holiday

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

Because they're both full of stuffing.

Outdoors

Which plant has the best roar?

A dandelion.

Animals

What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?

A beer-a-cuda.

Education

What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

Hissssss-tory.