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What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?

Live stream.

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Puns

How was the wedding?

So beautiful! Even the cake was in tiers!

Animals

How does a squid go into battle?

Well-armed.

Animals

How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?

You run around and around until you're all pooped out.

Puns

Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?

It was gathering dust.

Travel

Where do hands go on vacation?

Palm Springs.

Puns

What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?

They are both Paris-sites.

a picture of Tunnel View, a scenic spot in Yosemite National Park in CAPeople

Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?

Yosemite Sam.

Animals

Why do bees buzz?

Because they can't whistle.

Tom Cruise?Entertainment

What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?

Ben & Jerry Maguire.

Family

Who is the ultimate father of the sea?

A craw-dad.

Food & Drinks

What is the most attractive fruit?

A fine-apple.

Sports

Where do football directors go when they are fed up?

The bored room.

Animals

What's a lizard's favorite cookie?

A fig newt-on.

Puns

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

This one will sleigh you.

two business people talking in front of a city office buildingPolitical

Why are bankers so good at American politics?

It's a system of checks and balances!

Holiday

How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?

Yeah, you know, "Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names".