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What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

Leave it inside the cow.

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How do mice celebrate when they move home?

Mouse warming party.

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Education

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

A right triangle.

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Outdoors

Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

He couldn't make the cut.

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What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?

A pigtail.

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Animals

What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.

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Holiday

What's a doctor's favorite Olympic sport?

Skeleton.

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Animals

How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?

You whip out the doggy paddle.

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Sports

Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?

All of the fans left.

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What do you find at the end of everything?

The letter G.

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What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?

Bernadette.

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Animals

What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?

A funny farm.

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Animals

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

Rough Rough!

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What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?

Mice cubes.

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Vehicles

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

He had too much gas.

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Animals

What do you call a pig's sore eye?

A pig-stye.

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Food & Drinks

Did you hear about the famous pickle?

He was a big dill.

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