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What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

Leave it inside the cow.

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Puns

How do mice celebrate when they move home?

Mouse warming party.

Education

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

A right triangle.

Outdoors

Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

He couldn't make the cut.

Puns

What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?

A pigtail.

Animals

What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.

Holiday

What's a doctor's favorite Olympic sport?

Skeleton.

Animals

How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?

You whip out the doggy paddle.

Sports

Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?

All of the fans left.

Puns

What do you find at the end of everything?

The letter G.

Puns

What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?

Bernadette.

Animals

What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?

A funny farm.

Animals

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

Rough Rough!

a cat is trying to get to the top of a table where a mouse is sittingPuns

What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?

Mice cubes.

Vehicles

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

He had too much gas.

Animals

What do you call a pig's sore eye?

A pig-stye.

Food & Drinks

Did you hear about the famous pickle?

He was a big dill.