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What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
The space bar.
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Food & Drinks
How does dinner smell?
Through its nose.
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Animals
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
A headbanger.
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Puns
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
An udder failure.
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Education
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
Sky diving school.
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Puns
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
Because it's made of hide.
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Food & Drinks
What is the opposite of coffee?
Sneezy.
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What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
Leave it inside the cow.
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Music
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
You can tune a guitar but you can't tunafish.
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Animals
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
A hot dog.
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Professional
What time is your dentist appointment?
Tooth hurt-y.
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Political
Which former US President was always cold?
Calvin Coolidge.
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Education
What color are all the books in the library?
Red.
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Animals
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics?
The Prontosaurus.
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Animals
Which insect is the smartest?
The spelling bee.
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Political
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
It was good at canvassing.
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Puns
What do you call a Russian flea?
A Moscow-ito.
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