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What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?

The space bar.

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Food & Drinks

How does dinner smell?

Through its nose.

Animals

What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?

A headbanger.

Puns

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.

Education

What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?

Sky diving school.

Puns

Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?

Because it's made of hide.

Food & Drinks

What is the opposite of coffee?

Sneezy.

a glass pitcher and cup of milk sit on an outdoor table with cows in the backgroundPuns

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

Leave it inside the cow.

Music

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't tunafish.

Animals

What is the only kind of dog you can eat?

A hot dog.

dentist appointment?Professional

What time is your dentist appointment?

Tooth hurt-y.

Political

Which former US President was always cold?

Calvin Coolidge.

Education

What color are all the books in the library?

Red.

Animals

What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics?

The Prontosaurus.

Animals

Which insect is the smartest?

The spelling bee.

a painting of autumn trees hangs on a gray wallPolitical

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

It was good at canvassing.

Puns

What do you call a Russian flea?

A Moscow-ito.