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What's red and smells like blue paint?

Red paint.

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Animals

What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?

I otter do that!

Scrambled eggs?Food & Drinks

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

They'd crack each other up!

Entertainment

What did the baby laptop call her father?

Data.

Education

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure. That's easy, said one man. What is it? H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

H to O.

Animals

What is another name for a cow?

A lawn-mooer.

a person's hand holds a missing piece from a white puzzle, with the words "lies" and "true" writtenAnimals

Which big cat never tells the truth?

A lie-on.

Outdoors

Which flower is easily embarrassed?

A rose.

Animals

What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?

A headbanger.

Holiday

What is a mom's favorite game?

Mother, may I!

Puns

What do you find at the end of everything?

The letter G.

Outdoors

What's the ocean's favorite song?

Surfin' USA.

People

Which Star Wars character works at Applebee's?

Darth Waiter.

Animals

What do you call a blind dinosaur?

A Doyouthinkhesawus.

Puns

Why do cows like being told jokes?

Because they like being amoosed.

Animals

What did the wasp do when he got hot?

He took off his yellow jacket.

Food & Drinks

Why do some people love eating snails?

They really hate fast food.