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What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

A shoe.

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Outdoors

Why do crabs never give to charity?

Because they are shellfish.

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Puns

What's the saddest part of the week?

Monday mourning.

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Animals

Which insect is the smartest?

The spelling bee.

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Vehicles

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

A dirt bike.

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The Penguins?Animals

What's black and white and goes around and around?

A penguin in a revolving door.

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Animals

What do you call a dog that meditates?

Aware wolf.

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Puns

What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?

Space-ex.

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Current Events

You have to be very careful in an ice storm.

It's sNOw joke.

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Science

Why was the math book sad?

It had a lot of problems.

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Puns

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

You put a little boogie in it.

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Puns

What do you call a Russian flea?

A Moscow-ito.

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singing rodent?Animals

What do you call a singing rodent?

Justin Beaver!

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Entertainment

What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?

The Flash.

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Puns

What do you call a joke book for chickens?

A yolk book.

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Outdoors

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

A stick.

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Food & Drinks

What did the cupcakes say to the icing?

I'd be muffin without you.

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