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What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

A shoe.

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Outdoors

Why do crabs never give to charity?

Because they are shellfish.

Puns

What's the saddest part of the week?

Monday mourning.

Animals

Which insect is the smartest?

The spelling bee.

Vehicles

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

A dirt bike.

The Penguins?Animals

What's black and white and goes around and around?

A penguin in a revolving door.

Animals

What do you call a dog that meditates?

Aware wolf.

Puns

What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?

Space-ex.

Current Events

You have to be very careful in an ice storm.

It's sNOw joke.

Science

Why was the math book sad?

It had a lot of problems.

Puns

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

You put a little boogie in it.

Puns

What do you call a Russian flea?

A Moscow-ito.

singing rodent?Animals

What do you call a singing rodent?

Justin Beaver!

Entertainment

What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?

The Flash.

Puns

What do you call a joke book for chickens?

A yolk book.

Outdoors

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

A stick.

Food & Drinks

What did the cupcakes say to the icing?

I'd be muffin without you.