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What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?

Santa pause.

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two Basset hounds wearing sunglasses and ties sit together in front of a yellow backgroundAnimals

What animal dresses the most fashionably?

A hip-po.

Entertainment

What did the baby laptop call her father?

Data.

Holiday

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

Lake Eerie.

Animals

How do you raise a baby elephant?

With a forklift truck.

Vehicles

What car has four-wheel drive and flies?

A garbage truck.

Animals

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?

The collie wobbles.

Puns

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser.

Sports

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

The champire.

Vehicles

What kind of car do eggs drive?

A Yolkswagen.

Sports

Why did the goal post get angry?

Because the bar was rattled!

Entertainment

Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?

Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

Animals

Why could no one recognize the sheep?

He had a goatee.

Food & Drinks

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

They're too cheesy.

The Basketball Players?Sports

Why do basketball players like cookies?

It's just another excuse to dunk.

Tom Cruise?Entertainment

What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?

Ben & Jerry Maguire.

Puns

What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?

I didn't do it on porpoise.