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What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

The Big Dipper.

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Animals

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?

That hit the spots.

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Puns

What did the clean dog say to the insect?

Long time, no flea.

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Animals

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

An alarm cluck.

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Animals

What do you call octopus twins?

Itenticle.

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Animals

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

A collie-flower.

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People

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

Because they didn't read the Apple terms and conditions.

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Education

Why did the student eat their homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.

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Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?

It was gathering dust.

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moon restaurant?Science

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, but no atmosphere.

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Animals

Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?

He wanted to be a cool cat.

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Surprised makeup?Family

Surprise!!!!

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.

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a pair of orange swim trunks against a light blue backgroundPuns

Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?

He heard they had a pool table.

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Animals

Why was the cat so small?

Because it only ate condensed milk.

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Tom Cruise?Entertainment

What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?

Ben & Jerry Maguire.

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Balanced Checked?Puns

She Needed Her Balance Checked!

Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to check her balance. So I pushed her over!

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Family

Why are cause and effect so close?

They're related.

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