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What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

The Big Dipper.

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Animals

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?

That hit the spots.

Puns

What did the clean dog say to the insect?

Long time, no flea.

Animals

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

An alarm cluck.

Animals

What do you call octopus twins?

Itenticle.

Animals

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

A collie-flower.

People

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

Because they didn't read the Apple terms and conditions.

Education

Why did the student eat their homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.

Puns

Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?

It was gathering dust.

moon restaurant?Science

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, but no atmosphere.

Animals

Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?

He wanted to be a cool cat.

Surprised makeup?Family

Surprise!!!!

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.

a pair of orange swim trunks against a light blue backgroundPuns

Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?

He heard they had a pool table.

Animals

Why was the cat so small?

Because it only ate condensed milk.

Tom Cruise?Entertainment

What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?

Ben & Jerry Maguire.

Balanced Checked?Puns

She Needed Her Balance Checked!

Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to check her balance. So I pushed her over!

Family

Why are cause and effect so close?

They're related.