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What's both a number one hit and a total failure?

A Blockbuster.

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Current Events

You have to be very careful in an ice storm.

It's sNOw joke.

Outdoors

Where do logs like to go on hikes?

The woods.

Puns

What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?

I didn't do it on porpoise.

Animals

What's the main rule in zebra baseball?

Three stripes and you're out!

Food & Drinks

Did you hear about the famous pickle?

He was a big dill.

Animals

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?

Terrier-fied.

Animals

What animal scores the most in basketball?

A dunk-ey.

Entertainment

What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?

Chocolate chip cookie DOH!

Entertainment

What do you call a robot that takes the long way?

R2 detour.

Holiday

How did the vampire start his letter?

Tomb it may concern...

Puns

Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?

Billy the Squid.

Animals

What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

Decalfeinated.

Vehicles

Will invisible planes ever be popular?

No. I can't see them taking off.

Science

How do you organize a space party?

You planet.

Puns

What does a cloud wear under his pants?

Thunderwear.