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What's another term for a sleeping bag?
A nap sack.
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Sports
What dish does only a baseball player use?
The home plate.
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People
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
Sarah Jessica Parker.
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Puns
Why do mice need oiling?
Because they squeak.
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Family
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
A wet blanket.
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Holiday
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
I scream.
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Vehicles
What car always breaks the rules?
A Nissan Rogue.
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Entertainment
What's E.T. short for?
Because he has tiny legs.
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Food & Drinks
How long will dinner be?
About a foot and a half.
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Entertainment
What is sand's favorite movie?
Dune.
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Current Events
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
It was on cloud nine!
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Sports
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Because he liked sole music.
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Animals
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
It grows a moostache.
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Music
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
Mount Rushmore.
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Current Events
Why is summer always sad?
It has June gloom.
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Family
Why are goats so funny?
They're always kidding around.
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Outdoors
Why is sand so optimistic?
It has a can-dune attitude.
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