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What's another term for a sleeping bag?

A nap sack.

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Sports

What dish does only a baseball player use?

The home plate.

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a close-up of a valet wearing a white glove opening a car doorPeople

Which celebrity would make a great valet?

Sarah Jessica Parker.

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Puns

Why do mice need oiling?

Because they squeak.

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Family

What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?

A wet blanket.

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Holiday

What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?

I scream.

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Vehicles

What car always breaks the rules?

A Nissan Rogue.

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Entertainment

What's E.T. short for?

Because he has tiny legs.

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Food & Drinks

How long will dinner be?

About a foot and a half.

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a white sandy dune near a body of waterEntertainment

What is sand's favorite movie?

Dune.

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Current Events

Why was the spring storm in a great mood?

It was on cloud nine!

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Sports

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

Because he liked sole music.

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Animals

What happens when a cow doesn't shave?

It grows a moostache.

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Music

Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore.

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a pair of red rain boots filled with yellow flowers sit by a metal watering can in the rainCurrent Events

Why is summer always sad?

It has June gloom.

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Family

Why are goats so funny?

They're always kidding around.

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Outdoors

Why is sand so optimistic?

It has a can-dune attitude.

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