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What's another term for a sleeping bag?

A nap sack.

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Sports

What dish does only a baseball player use?

The home plate.

a close-up of a valet wearing a white glove opening a car doorPeople

Which celebrity would make a great valet?

Sarah Jessica Parker.

Puns

Why do mice need oiling?

Because they squeak.

Family

What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?

A wet blanket.

Holiday

What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?

I scream.

Vehicles

What car always breaks the rules?

A Nissan Rogue.

Entertainment

What's E.T. short for?

Because he has tiny legs.

Food & Drinks

How long will dinner be?

About a foot and a half.

Current Events

Why was the spring storm in a great mood?

It was on cloud nine!

Sports

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

Because he liked sole music.

Animals

What happens when a cow doesn't shave?

It grows a moostache.

Music

Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore.

a pair of red rain boots filled with yellow flowers sit by a metal watering can in the rainCurrent Events

Why is summer always sad?

It has June gloom.

Family

Why are goats so funny?

They're always kidding around.

Outdoors

Why is sand so optimistic?

It has a can-dune attitude.