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What's another name for your iPhone charger?

Apple juice.

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Food & Drinks

What kind of water do fireworks like?

Sparkling.

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Animals

What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?

The owl.

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Animals

Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?

Because he already had a trunk!

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Outdoors

Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?

He was fishing for compliments.

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Holiday

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

Claustrophobic.

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Puns

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

You will be mist.

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Mummy music?Music

What kind of music do mummies listen to?

Wrap music.

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Puns

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

Three blind mice.

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Animals

What dog loves to take bubble baths?

A shampoodle.

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Puns

Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?

Because they'd crack each other up.

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Holiday

What's a doctor's favorite Olympic sport?

Skeleton.

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Science

What do you call a peanut in space?

An astronut.

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Food & Drinks

How does dinner smell?

Through its nose.

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Why do cows like being told jokes?

Because they like being amoosed.

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a man wearing a chef's hat and an apron makes a silly expression at the cameraFood & Drinks

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

I'm on a casse-roll!

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Sports

Where do football directors go when they are fed up?

The bored room.

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