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What's another name for your iPhone charger?

Apple juice.

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Food & Drinks

What kind of water do fireworks like?

Sparkling.

Animals

What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?

The owl.

Animals

Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?

Because he already had a trunk!

Outdoors

Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?

He was fishing for compliments.

Holiday

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

Claustrophobic.

Puns

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

You will be mist.

Mummy music?Music

What kind of music do mummies listen to?

Wrap music.

Puns

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

Three blind mice.

Animals

What dog loves to take bubble baths?

A shampoodle.

Puns

Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?

Because they'd crack each other up.

Holiday

What's a doctor's favorite Olympic sport?

Skeleton.

Science

What do you call a peanut in space?

An astronut.

Food & Drinks

How does dinner smell?

Through its nose.

Puns

Why do cows like being told jokes?

Because they like being amoosed.

a man wearing a chef's hat and an apron makes a silly expression at the cameraFood & Drinks

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

I'm on a casse-roll!

Sports

Where do football directors go when they are fed up?

The bored room.