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What's another name for your iPhone charger?
Apple juice.
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Food & Drinks
What kind of water do fireworks like?
Sparkling.
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Animals
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
The owl.
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Animals
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Because he already had a trunk!
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Outdoors
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
He was fishing for compliments.
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Holiday
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic.
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Puns
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
You will be mist.
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Music
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Wrap music.
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Puns
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Three blind mice.
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Animals
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
A shampoodle.
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Puns
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Because they'd crack each other up.
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Holiday
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic sport?
Skeleton.
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Science
What do you call a peanut in space?
An astronut.
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Food & Drinks
How does dinner smell?
Through its nose.
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Puns
Why do cows like being told jokes?
Because they like being amoosed.
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Food & Drinks
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
I'm on a casse-roll!
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Sports
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
The bored room.
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