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Holiday
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
Lake Eerie.
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What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
He pulled a mussel.
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Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Because she knew there were other fish in the sea.
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What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Three blind mice.
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Animals
What do you call octopus twins?
Itenticle.
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Food & Drinks
Where do burgers like to dance?
At the meatball.
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Vehicles
What are the smartest highways in the world?
Roads scholars.
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Political
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
The Burrito Supreme Court.
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People
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Retired.
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Travel
Why are the mountains so tired?
Because they don't Everest.
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Entertainment
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars character?
Ham Solo.
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Current Events
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
East-er.
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Puns
Where do hamsters come from?
Hamsterdam!
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Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
Because people always speak of the devil.
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Animals
Why should you not pamper a cow?
You'll get spoiled milk.
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Puns
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Its dreams were squashed.
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