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What's an ocean's favorite playlist?

Nep-tunes.

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Holiday

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

Lake Eerie.

Puns

What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?

He pulled a mussel.

a woman looks annoyed at a man giving her a bouquet of flowersPuns

Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?

Because she knew there were other fish in the sea.

Puns

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

Three blind mice.

Animals

What do you call octopus twins?

Itenticle.

Food & Drinks

Where do burgers like to dance?

At the meatball.

a major highway in Shanghai, China lit up at nightVehicles

What are the smartest highways in the world?

Roads scholars.

Political

Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?

The Burrito Supreme Court.

People

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

Retired.

Travel

Why are the mountains so tired?

Because they don't Everest.

Entertainment

Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars character?

Ham Solo.

Current Events

What's a direction's favorite holiday?

East-er.

Puns

Where do hamsters come from?

Hamsterdam!

a group of people wearing sunglasses are celebrating at a party with confetti Puns

Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?

Because people always speak of the devil.

Animals

Why should you not pamper a cow?

You'll get spoiled milk.

Puns

Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

Its dreams were squashed.