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What's an ocean's favorite playlist?

Nep-tunes.

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Holiday

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

Lake Eerie.

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Puns

What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?

He pulled a mussel.

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Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?

Because she knew there were other fish in the sea.

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Puns

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

Three blind mice.

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Animals

What do you call octopus twins?

Itenticle.

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Food & Drinks

Where do burgers like to dance?

At the meatball.

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What are the smartest highways in the world?

Roads scholars.

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Political

Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?

The Burrito Supreme Court.

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People

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

Retired.

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Travel

Why are the mountains so tired?

Because they don't Everest.

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Entertainment

Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars character?

Ham Solo.

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Current Events

What's a direction's favorite holiday?

East-er.

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Puns

Where do hamsters come from?

Hamsterdam!

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Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?

Because people always speak of the devil.

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Animals

Why should you not pamper a cow?

You'll get spoiled milk.

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Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

Its dreams were squashed.

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