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What's always playing in Santa's workshop?

Wrap music.

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Puns

Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?

Because it's made of hide.

Puns

What did the clean dog say to the insect?

Long time, no flea.

Puns

What did one angel say to the other angel?

Halo there.

Animals

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

A flat fish.

Puns

Why was the moth so unpopular?

He kept picking holes in everything.

Education

How many letters are there in the alphabet?

Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.

Astronaut's baby?Science

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

You rocket.

Music

What do you call berries playing the guitar?

A jam session.

Animals

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

Because they couldn't hold their trunks up.

Holiday

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?

Santa Clues.

Professional

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

A tooth pic.

People

Which celebrity always frowns?

Simon Scowl.

Professional

Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?

You just have to listen varicosely.

Puns

Why should you be worried about the calendar?

Its days are numbered.

Political

Which former US President gets most confused for money?

Bill Clinton.

Sports

Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?

All of the fans left.