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What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

A dirt bike.

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a school of fish swimming in the oceanFood & Drinks

What do you call a fish on a hot day?

A tuna melt.

moon restaurant?Science

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, but no atmosphere.

Current Events

What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?

He has a case of March Madness.

Animals

Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because their kids have to play inside all day.

Animals

Why did the whale cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

Animals

Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?

He had huge mooscles.

Puns

How do you take a pig to the hospital?

By hambulance.

Animals

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

To improve his bite.

Animals

Why was the glow worm unhappy?

Because her children weren't that bright.

a bike sits on a stand in a repair shop with many toolsScience

Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?

It's called the water cycle.

Animals

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?

Frostbite.

Animals

Where do baby cats learn to swim?

The kitty pool.

Puns

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

Because he kept running out of the pen.

a close-up of the Lincoln Memorial statuePolitical

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?

Lincoln Logs!

Puns

What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

An egg-splosion.

Sports

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

Somebody took a corner back.