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What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

A dirt bike.

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a school of fish swimming in the oceanFood & Drinks

What do you call a fish on a hot day?

A tuna melt.

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moon restaurant?Science

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, but no atmosphere.

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Current Events

What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?

He has a case of March Madness.

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Animals

Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because their kids have to play inside all day.

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Animals

Why did the whale cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

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Animals

Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?

He had huge mooscles.

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Puns

How do you take a pig to the hospital?

By hambulance.

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Animals

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

To improve his bite.

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Animals

Why was the glow worm unhappy?

Because her children weren't that bright.

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a bike sits on a stand in a repair shop with many toolsScience

Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?

It's called the water cycle.

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Animals

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?

Frostbite.

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Animals

Where do baby cats learn to swim?

The kitty pool.

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Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

Because he kept running out of the pen.

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a close-up of the Lincoln Memorial statuePolitical

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?

Lincoln Logs!

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What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

An egg-splosion.

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Sports

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

Somebody took a corner back.

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