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What's a tornado's favorite game?

Twister.

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Entertainment

Why are ET's eyes so big?

Because he saw the phone bill.

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a woman wearing blue scrubs and a blue medical face mask has a surprised facial expressionProfessional

What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?

He had to go back to dent-al school.

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Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

He had an amazing set of pipes.

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Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?

Sandra Bull-ock.

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Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?

Yosemite Sam.

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Animals

What do you call a blind dinosaur?

A Doyouthinkhesawus.

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Sports

What dish does only a baseball player use?

The home plate.

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Animals

What animal should you never play hide and seek with?

A chameleon.

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Animals

Where do baby apes sleep?

In apricots.

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Outdoors

Why is sand so optimistic?

It has a can-dune attitude.

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Animals

Where do polar bears store their money?

In a snowbank.

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Entertainment

What part did the grizzly have in the choir?

He was the lead bear-itone.

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Outdoors

Why did the body of water think so much?

It liked to pond-er.

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Animals

What did one firefly say to the other?

Got to glow now!

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What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?

Live stream.

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Food & Drinks

Why does the orange always lose in races?

It runs out of juice.

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