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Outdoors
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
Hey there, bud!
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Vehicles
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
Because his car got toad.
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Animals
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
They're very good at finding things on the web.
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Sports
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Because education pays off in the long run.
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Puns
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Sorry, I just don't feel a spark.
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Animals
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
Because they mess up the whole house.
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Sports
What dish does only a baseball player use?
The home plate.
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Puns
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
Start from scratch.
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Why is oxygen so wealthy?
Because it's an air-ess.
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People
Which Star Wars character works at Applebee's?
Darth Waiter.
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Holiday
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
Slaw la la la laaa, la la la laaaaaa.
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Education
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
He lost his ideanity.
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People
Which celebrity always frowns?
Simon Scowl.
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Puns
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
He really thought he could socket to him.
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Animals
Why do two skunks argue?
Because they like to kick up a stink.
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Puns
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
It's impossible to put down!
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