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What's a toad's favorite sweet?

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Outdoors

What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?

Hey there, bud!

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Vehicles

Why would a frog wait for the bus?

Because his car got toad.

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Animals

Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?

They're very good at finding things on the web.

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Sports

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Because education pays off in the long run.

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Puns

What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?

Sorry, I just don't feel a spark.

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Animals

Why is it called a litter of puppies?

Because they mess up the whole house.

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Sports

What dish does only a baseball player use?

The home plate.

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Puns

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

Start from scratch.

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Puns

Why is oxygen so wealthy?

Because it's an air-ess.

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People

Which Star Wars character works at Applebee's?

Darth Waiter.

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Holiday

What did Santa bring to the potluck?

Slaw la la la laaa, la la la laaaaaa.

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Education

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

He lost his ideanity.

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People

Which celebrity always frowns?

Simon Scowl.

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Puns

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

He really thought he could socket to him.

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Animals

Why do two skunks argue?

Because they like to kick up a stink.

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Puns

How are you liking that anti-gravity book?

It's impossible to put down!

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