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What's a toad's favorite sweet?

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Outdoors

What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?

Hey there, bud!

Vehicles

Why would a frog wait for the bus?

Because his car got toad.

Animals

Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?

They're very good at finding things on the web.

Sports

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Because education pays off in the long run.

Puns

What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?

Sorry, I just don't feel a spark.

Animals

Why is it called a litter of puppies?

Because they mess up the whole house.

Sports

What dish does only a baseball player use?

The home plate.

Puns

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

Start from scratch.

Puns

Why is oxygen so wealthy?

Because it's an air-ess.

People

Which Star Wars character works at Applebee's?

Darth Waiter.

Holiday

What did Santa bring to the potluck?

Slaw la la la laaa, la la la laaaaaa.

Education

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

He lost his ideanity.

People

Which celebrity always frowns?

Simon Scowl.

Puns

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

He really thought he could socket to him.

Animals

Why do two skunks argue?

Because they like to kick up a stink.

Puns

How are you liking that anti-gravity book?

It's impossible to put down!