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What's a toad's favorite ballet?

Swamp Lake.

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Sports

Where do religious school children practice sports?

In the prayground!

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Food & Drinks

What do fairies always drink?

Sprite.

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People

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

Reese, with her spoon.

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When you die, what part of the body dies last?

The pupils... they dilate.

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Professional

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

The graveyard shift.

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Puns

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

It was a sneaker.

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Animals

What kind of dog does Dracula have?

A bloodhound.

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Holiday

What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?

Santa pause.

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bear teeth?Animals

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!!!

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Puns

What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?

Time to baguette.

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People

Which computer won the talent show?

A Dell.

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Animals

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

A cat-a-logue.

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Animals

What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?

A deviled egg.

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Animals

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

A collie-flower.

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Sports

What sport do birds of prey love to watch?

Hawk-ey.

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What happens when a realtor commits a crime?

They're put on house arrest.

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