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What's a toad's favorite ballet?

Swamp Lake.

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Sports

Where do religious school children practice sports?

In the prayground!

Food & Drinks

What do fairies always drink?

Sprite.

People

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

Reese, with her spoon.

a man holds his hand up to his ear and appears to be shocked while listeningPuns

When you die, what part of the body dies last?

The pupils... they dilate.

Professional

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

The graveyard shift.

Puns

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

It was a sneaker.

Animals

What kind of dog does Dracula have?

A bloodhound.

Holiday

What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?

Santa pause.

bear teeth?Animals

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!!!

Puns

What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?

Time to baguette.

People

Which computer won the talent show?

A Dell.

Animals

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

A cat-a-logue.

Animals

What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?

A deviled egg.

Animals

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

A collie-flower.

Sports

What sport do birds of prey love to watch?

Hawk-ey.

Professional

What happens when a realtor commits a crime?

They're put on house arrest.