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What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?

When the Thunder Rolls.

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People

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

No, 'emma stone!

one chick pops its head up while the others are pecking at the groundPeople

Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?

They kept saying: Bach, Bach, Bach...

a Scottish wildcat is crawling on a tree log in a forestAnimals

Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?

It always had the best lynx.

dentist appointment?Professional

What time is your dentist appointment?

Tooth hurt-y.

Education

Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?

E, because it's always in bed.

Animals

Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?

Because he already had a trunk!

The ducks?Animals

What do ducks get after they eat?

A bill!

Puns

What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?

Slippers.

People

Which celebrity always frowns?

Simon Scowl.

Animals

What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

Decalfeinated.

Food & Drinks

Where can you have a Fry-day every day?

Grease!

Animals

What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?

A hot dog.

Entertainment

What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?

Stranger things have happened.

People

What do you call a handsome runner?

Dashing.

Animals

Why is the snail the strongest animal?

Because he carries a house on his back.

Outdoors

Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?

Eh, never mind. It really stinks.