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What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?

Vitamin K!

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a goalie dives to try to block a ball from making it into the netPuns

Which position in soccer always plans for the future?

A goal-ie.

a close-up of a person filling out a multiple-choice test card with an alarm clock sitting nearbyVehicles

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

The Smart Car.

Animals

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?

A shaggy dog's tale.

Puns

I used to be addicted to not showering.

Luckily, I've been clean for five years.

Food & Drinks

Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

He just wanted to be a watermelon.

Puns

To whom do fish go to borrow money?

The loan shark.

Animals

When is a black dog not a black dog?

When it's a greyhound.

sit on the clock?Puns

Why did the person sit on the clock?

So they could be ON time.

Outdoors

I can cut down a tree only using my vision...

I saw it with my own eyes.

Puns

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

Sure, but then they makeup.

Entertainment

What did the baby laptop call her father?

Data.

Puns

What does a cloud wear under his pants?

Thunderwear.

Family

What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?

Bluebeary Pop-Tarts.

a nurse wearing blue scrubs and a stethoscope, holds a clipboard and smiles at the cameraProfessional

Why was the nurse afraid of camping?

Because there was so much poison IV.

Animals

What kind of fish will help you hear better?

A herring aid.

bird drinking?Animals

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

Toucans!