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What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?

Wraps.

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Puns

What's red and smells like blue paint?

Red paint.

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Animals

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

A cat-a-logue.

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Holiday

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

Lake Eerie.

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Animals

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because the chicken didn't exist yet.

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Entertainment

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

In dayscare.

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Animals

What kind of dog chases anything red?

A bull dog.

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Puns

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

The Masked-quito.

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Current Events

What's a worm's favorite holiday?

Earth Day.

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web designer?Puns

Take him out please!

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him. Went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy! He is a web designer...

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Puns

What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?

A pigtail.

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Outdoors

Which plant has the best roar?

A dandelion.

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The rabbit?Animals

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

Bugs bunny.

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Puns

When should you start writing a book?

When you have a novel idea.

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Puns

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

Sunday, because Monday is a week-day.

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negative numbers?Science

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.

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Education

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

She had a knack for gram-mer.

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