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What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?

Wraps.

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Puns

What's red and smells like blue paint?

Red paint.

Animals

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

A cat-a-logue.

Holiday

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

Lake Eerie.

Animals

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because the chicken didn't exist yet.

Entertainment

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

In dayscare.

Animals

What kind of dog chases anything red?

A bull dog.

Puns

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

The Masked-quito.

Current Events

What's a worm's favorite holiday?

Earth Day.

web designer?Puns

Take him out please!

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him. Went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy! He is a web designer...

Puns

What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?

A pigtail.

Outdoors

Which plant has the best roar?

A dandelion.

The rabbit?Animals

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

Bugs bunny.

Puns

When should you start writing a book?

When you have a novel idea.

Puns

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

Sunday, because Monday is a week-day.

negative numbers?Science

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.

Education

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

She had a knack for gram-mer.