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What's a horse's favorite fruit?

Straw-berries.

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two Basset hounds wearing sunglasses and ties sit together in front of a yellow backgroundAnimals

What animal dresses the most fashionably?

A hip-po.

Animals

What bird helps you stay dry?

A t-owl.

a view looking up through green trees in a forest with the sun shining throughOutdoors

Why are trees so good at interior design?

They know how to Spruce a place up.

Vehicles

What vehicle works the hardest?

A try-cycle.

Animals

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Ten ants.

The Basketball Players?Sports

Why do basketball players like cookies?

It's just another excuse to dunk.

People

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

He couldn't face defeet!

Sports

What game can you play while eating dinner?

Table tennis.

Professional

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

You auto-know better!

Political

Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?

The Burrito Supreme Court.

Melon married?Food & Drinks

Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe.

Food & Drinks

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

It ran out of juice.

Family

Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

A dad on a fishing trip.

Professional

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

Sue.

Outdoors

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

A stick.

Outdoors

What do trees wear to the lake?

Swimming trunks.