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What's a horse's favorite fruit?

Straw-berries.

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two Basset hounds wearing sunglasses and ties sit together in front of a yellow backgroundAnimals

What animal dresses the most fashionably?

A hip-po.

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Animals

What bird helps you stay dry?

A t-owl.

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a view looking up through green trees in a forest with the sun shining throughOutdoors

Why are trees so good at interior design?

They know how to Spruce a place up.

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Vehicles

What vehicle works the hardest?

A try-cycle.

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Animals

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Ten ants.

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The Basketball Players?Sports

Why do basketball players like cookies?

It's just another excuse to dunk.

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People

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

He couldn't face defeet!

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Sports

What game can you play while eating dinner?

Table tennis.

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Professional

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

You auto-know better!

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Political

Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?

The Burrito Supreme Court.

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Melon married?Food & Drinks

Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe.

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Food & Drinks

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

It ran out of juice.

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Family

Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

A dad on a fishing trip.

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Professional

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

Sue.

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Outdoors

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

A stick.

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Outdoors

What do trees wear to the lake?

Swimming trunks.

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