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What's a henway?

About ten pounds.

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Animals

What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

Decalfeinated.

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Animals

What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?

Hush puppies.

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Puns

What do insects learn at school?

Mothmatics.

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How do you make a Kleenex dance?

You put a little boogie in it.

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Sports

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

Somebody took a corner back.

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Animals

What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?

Slush puppies.

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Animals

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

A seahorse.

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a close-up of a microphone in front of a blurred audience in the backgroundAnimals

What British bugs are the best singers?

Beetles.

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Scrabble road?Entertainment

Board Game With A Twist

Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble on the road. I asked him, "What's the word on the street?"

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Holiday

Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?

Because he had low elf esteem.

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Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

Sure, but then they makeup.

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Animals

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

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Outdoors

Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?

Because he was picking his nose.

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What's the opposite of irony?

Wrinkly.

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Animals

Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

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Animals

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

A firequacker.

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