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What's a henway?

About ten pounds.

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Animals

What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

Decalfeinated.

Animals

What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?

Hush puppies.

Puns

What do insects learn at school?

Mothmatics.

Puns

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

You put a little boogie in it.

Sports

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

Somebody took a corner back.

Animals

What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?

Slush puppies.

Animals

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

A seahorse.

a close-up of a microphone in front of a blurred audience in the backgroundAnimals

What British bugs are the best singers?

Beetles.

Scrabble road?Entertainment

Board Game With A Twist

Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble on the road. I asked him, "What's the word on the street?"

Holiday

Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?

Because he had low elf esteem.

Puns

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

Sure, but then they makeup.

Animals

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

Outdoors

Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?

Because he was picking his nose.

Puns

What's the opposite of irony?

Wrinkly.

Animals

Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

Animals

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

A firequacker.